Club Serotonin Retreat · 2027

Reserve your place.

This retreat is intentionally small. Every person in the room was chosen by their own readiness. If you are here, you already know.

Hosted at The Anchor Retreat Property · El Retiro, Medellín

January 14–18, 2027 El Retiro, Medellín Limited Spots All-Inclusive
How It Works

Book a call
with Christina.

Discovery Call · 20 Minutes

Walk through everything
before you commit.

This is a 20-minute call with Christina to go through the full itinerary, investment, room options, and anything else you want to know before deciding.

Book Your Call
WhatsApp +1 (530) 210-3683 · christina@clubserotonin.com
What we cover
  • The full 5-day itinerary — hour by hour
  • Room options and what each experience includes
  • The investment and how to hold your spot
  • What to expect before, during, and after
  • Whether this is the right moment for you
Spots are limited. If you have questions, this is the place to ask them.

What is included.

All-inclusive. Five days, small group.

I
HypnoBreathwork & Somatic Sessions
Daily clinical-grade nervous system work facilitated by Dr. Christina Van Ert, DPT.
II
IV Therapy & Therapeutic Massage
Cellular restoration and deep bodywork — the kind of care your body has been waiting for.
III
Pilates, Yoga & Movement
Daily somatic movement that builds from the inside out, not performance.
IV
Art Therapy & Quantum Body Scan
Non-verbal processing and energetic assessment to access what words cannot reach.
V
Colombia Immersion Experiences
Botanical tour, flower cultivation, horses, and a historic town excursion in El Retiro.
VI
All Meals, Accommodation & Transport
Every detail handled. You arrive and receive. That is the only requirement.
After Your Call

After the call.

If you decide to move forward, Christina will walk you through securing your spot. Investment details, room selection, and next steps are all handled directly — not through a form.

01
The Call
20 minutes with Christina. Walk through the full experience, itinerary, investment, and whether this is the right moment for you.
02
Your Spot Is Held
If you are ready, Christina sends you everything you need to secure your place. Your spot is held from that conversation forward.
03
Private Onboarding
A brief intake so every element of the five days can be tailored to your nervous system from arrival.
Book Your Call

"Your nervous system is your real currency."

— Dr. Christina Van Ert, DPT · Founder, Club Serotonin
January 14–18, 2027 · El Retiro, Colombia

Reserve your place.

January 14–18, 2027. El Retiro, Medellín. Five days, small group, all-inclusive. Book a call to walk through the details and ask everything.

Book Your Call

WhatsApp +1 (530) 210-3683  ·  christina@clubserotonin.com  ·  @clubserotonin_